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ugh, except both men and women can be sexually aroused by nipple play. It’s an erogenous zone in both sexes. Hell, you can even be turned on by someone stroking your fucking feet, do we start banning sandals?
Honestly the only true difference between cis male and female breasts is that female breasts tissue tends to stick out. (Which is suspected because of our evolution of big old radiator noses, we also developed protruding breast tissue to stop infants from suffocating because honestly you go try and suck a nipple on a flat surface with a giant old human honker and see how long you go before having to pull away for breath). Human males can even lactate, and men are certainly able to get breast cancer.
Basically the only reason we don’t like having exposed female breast tissue is because we’ve managed to screw up a basic biological indication of body fat ratio (a large one showing health and ability to gather good food sources) as being equated with genitalia. It is not genitalia. Get over it.
(Also: Yon Nephew is awesome because I was ranting about this and he mentioned the lactation thing. When I pointed out that human males can lactate too, his response was (and I quote): “Seriously? That’s epic. I wanna breastfeed someone.”)